The Twelve Days of a NASCAR Christmas
Articles
Thursday December 20 2012, 12:58 PM
After Tim put up that awesome Legendtorial, I am a bit ashamed that this is the best I could muster, but alas, that is a fact… at least for today. I know! Let's blame this one on The Lady in Black! It's always her fault, after all.

I do have something in mind to post on Christmas day, though it is something I found, not something I penned. Still, it is appropriate and quite lovely. If you find time in your day, please check for my post on our Forum on http://stockcar.racersreunion.com/. It won’t take 10 minutes and I promise, the trip will be worth it.

And now, without further ado... because it isn't worthy of further ado...

The Twelve Days of NASCAR

On the first day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me,

A Sprint Cup silver trophy!

On the second day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me,

Two road courses… and a Sprint Cup silver trophy!

On the third day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me,

Three short tracks, two road courses, and a Sprint Cup silver trophy!

On the fourth day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me,

Four flat-mile races, three short tracks, two road courses, and a Sprint Cup silver trophy!

On the fifth day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me,

Five races won…

Four flat-mile races, three short tracks, two road courses and a Sprint Cup silver trophy!

On the sixth day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me,

Six penalties…

Five races won…

Four flat-mile races, three short tracks, two road courses and a Sprint Cup silver trophy!

On the seventh day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me,

Seven second places, six penalties…

Five races won…

Four flat-mile races, three short tracks, two road courses and a Sprint Cup silver trophy!

On the eighth day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me,

Eight cookie-cutters, seven second places, six penalties…

Five races won…

Four flat-mile races, three short tracks, two road courses and a Sprint Cup silver trophy!

On the ninth day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me

Nine engines blowing. Eight cookie-cutters, seven second places, six penalties…

Five races won…

Four flat-mile races, three short tracks, two road courses and a Sprint Cup silver trophy!

On the tenth day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me,

Ten pit crews leaping, nine engines blowing. Eight cookie-cutters, seven second places, six penalties…

Five races won…

Four flat-mile races, three short tracks, two road courses and a Sprint Cup silver trophy!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me,

Eleven brakes a glowing, ten pit crews leaping, nine engines blowing. Eight cookie-cutters, seven second places, six penalties…

Five races won…

Four flat-mile races, three short tracks, two road courses and a Sprint Cup silver trophy!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, NASCAR gave to me,

Twelve ads a running, eleven brakes a glowing, ten pit crews leaping, nine engines blowing. Eight cookie-cutters, seven second places, six penalties…

Five races won…

Four flat-mile races, three short tracks, two road courses and a Champion named Keselowski!

And there you have it gentle readers; the twelve days of a NASCAR Christmas. Please let me take this opportunity to wish you and yours a Merry and Blessed Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous New Year. For those of you not of the Christian faith, I wish you the very best of the holidays you celebrate at this festive year-end holiday time.

Oh, and from the category of strange facts, I have it on good authority that since the Mayan calendar does not account for Leap Years, the world would have ended about 13 months ago.

Be well gentle readers, and remember to keep smiling. It looks so good on you!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

If you've enjoyed your visit so far, we invite you to check out the Stock Car RacersReunion site by clicking here. By simply creating a log-in you will have access to over 100,000 vintage racing photos and thousands of articles, stories and conversations, some with legendary participants whose names you will recognize.  As part of our racing family, you are free to enjoy the Chat Room and all Forums will be open for discussing your passion for racing with others of like mind. RacersReunion truly is where legends and fans unite.

 

   / 2
You May Also Like