Hold on to your hats NFL fans. It's half-time at the playoff game and Bruton Smith, new owner of the Carolina Panthers, has an exciting half-time show featuring Beyonce strapped in a flaming school bus jumping 100 outhouses lined up from red zone to red zone!!
That's the kind of scenario being imagined by Charlotte sports columnists after a Bruton Smith radio interview yesterday in which he said he'd buy the NFL team to keep it from moving out of Charlotte and fund $300 million in stadium renovations out of his own pocket.
Bruton's statement comes in response to the Charlotte City Council approving a food & beverage sales tax hike to raise $144 million to give to current Panthers' owner, Jerry Richardson, along with an additional $62 million Richardson is seeking from the State of North Carolina for renovations to his Charlotte football stadium.
I'm not sure it might not be fun to have Bruton in the NFL and take some of the sanctimonious NFL attitude down a peg or two.
Maybe Bruton would give away free tickets to the NASCAR Hall of Fame down the street and help boost its attendance.
Bruton Smith as Carolina Panthers owner? Halftime would be a blast
By Tom Sorensen
Posted: Wednesday, Feb. 13, 2013
Bruton Smith told WBT-AMs Keith Larson on Tuesday that hed buy the Carolina Panthers if the price is right. He also said he would not ask for public money and would keep the team in Charlotte.
In 2007 Bruton, who owns Charlotte Motor Speedway and many other things, threatened to move the race track if he didnt get what he wanted when he wanted it. He was serious. He told me so.
I have no idea if Bruton is serious about buying the Panthers. But I can see why he would be. NASCARs attendance and television ratings are in perpetual free fall. The NFL is the most successful enterprise in the history of U.S. sports.
Bruton would have to adjust. NFL rules are written in ink, NASCAR rules in sand.
But the showmanship and improvisation that characterize Brutons race tracks could work at Bank of America Stadium.
The first change: All fans would be allowed to remove their shirts, and some would be encouraged to.
Imagine the pregame show. Before Charlotte races I have witnessed a flaming bus jumping over outhouses, or maybe a bus jumping over flaming outhouses. I have seen simulated race-track wars in which the good guys always win. Panthers safety Haruki Nakamura plays so far behind the line of scrimmage that he could defend freedom and make Bank of America Stadium safe for democracy by lining up in the end zone.
One afternoon in the speedway infield I saw a man shot out of a cannon, and he enjoyed the ride. The first Panther shot out of a cannon should be reserve quarterback Jimmy Clausen. The inactive list is boring. Getting shot out of a cannon is not.
The Panthers would be the only team in the league whose players have to pass drug tests and inspection.
Officials will throw flags and wave them.
Nobody capitalizes on commercialism like NASCAR. It sold space on cars and on uniforms and, long before the NFL caught on, it sold the name of the track.
Steve Smith no relation to Bruton still would be 89. Hed also be whoever wanted to sponsor him.
The Havoline Bud Light Wrangler Lowes Stanley Tools GoDaddy.com NAPA AARP wide receiver splits wide.
After every victory, Carolina quarterback Cam Newton would slip into Victory Lane to thank his offensive line, the boys at the shop and each and every one of his sponsors. To get them all in, of course, a winning streak would be required.
Love to see the campers pull onto Mint Street four days before the game. Love to walk into the infield and by Sunday know everybody by name. No more funnel cake for me, thanks.
The debates would continue, but the names would change. At the speedway, its Ford vs. Chevrolet. At the stadium, its BMW vs. Mercedes.
The Panthers have had two Kings tight end Jeff and defensive end Shawn. One senses there would be a third .
I dont know how Bruton will pull off qualifying
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But hell find a way.
And if you dont like it?
Hell move the team to Indian Trail.
And here's the story that led to the column above:
Bruton Smith: Id consider buying Carolina Panthers
Speedway Motorsports CEO interested in Charlotte NFL franchise if Jerry Richardsons willing to sell
By Steve Lyttle
slyttle@charlotteobserver.com
Posted: Tuesday, Feb. 12, 2013
Speedway Motorsports CEO Bruton Smith said Tuesday in a radio interview that hed be willing to buy the Carolina Panthers from owner Jerry Richardson and Smith said he wouldnt make city or state taxpayers pay for improvements at Bank of America Stadium.
Smiths comments came near the end of an interview with WBT-AM morning talk show host Keith Larson.
Larson said the interview was prompted by remarks hed made Monday, in which he referred to Smiths threat several years ago to move Charlotte Motor Speedway out of Concord in a dispute with local officials over his plans to build a drag raceway there.
Smith finally got approval to build zMAX Dragway.
Larson had expressed skepticism on air Monday about whether Smith really would have followed through with his threat, and Smith said Tuesday in the interview: My intent was to relocate the speedway.
Larsons comments had come in light of negotiations between Richardson and officials from both the city of Charlotte and the state, over Richardsons plans to make nearly $300 million worth of improvements at the stadium. The Panthers owner wants local and state money to pay for a chunk of the project.
One background factor in the negotiations has been the possibility that the team could be sold to out-of-town ownership and possibly moved after Richardsons death.
Near the end of their interview, Larson asked Smith if he would be interested in buying the team. The speedway owner answered: Well, it depends. Do you think he is interested in selling?
If the price is right, Id be interested.
Then, apparently in a reference to a deal between Richardson and city officials that calls for a guarantee that the Panthers will remain in Charlotte at least 15 years, Smith said, I would commit to the city and I would not ask for money.
When Larson asked him to repeat what hed said, Smith replied: I would not ask for money.
For the record, Smith said there have been no talks between him and the Panthers.
I have not approached him, Smith said of Richardson.
A spokesman for Speedway Motorsports told the Observer later that Smith was tied up in meetings Tuesday afternoon and evening and was not available for comment.
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updated by @dave-fulton: 12/05/16 04:02:07PM