Top 10 reasons for Brian Vickers numerous incidents at Martinsville Speedway:
10. Who says only Chase drivers get TV time?
9. Last-ditch attempt to impress potential sponsor for demolition derby ride.
8. Briefly lost consciousness after too many Martinsville hot dogs.
7. Attempted to drive entire 500 laps using only his knees to steer car.
6. Pink curbing continually broke his concentration.
5. Got distracted while trying to read the scoring pylon in the infield.
4. Still trying to get that whole two-car tandem thing down pat from previous week.
3. Hadnt been fast enough to hit anyone all year, got carried away.
2. Upset over rumors of impending Kim Kardashian divorce.
1. Had been mainlining Red Bull since 5 a.m.
updated by @stars-radio: 12/05/16 04:02:07PM
