I thought the best line regarding Tony Stewart not being able to refire his car after he cut it off intentionally at Phoenix came from Tony himself when he responded, "That's not my department" to a reporter asking what happened.
Well, duhhhhh....
Being as how Mr. Stewart IS the car owner, ALL departments are his. Where has he been hiding all these years?
Now, through the reporting of Godwin Kelly, I have seen a better line describing Tony's problem:
The ECU (engine control unit) for the EFI went MIA after being shut off. Stewart will get an answer ASAP, probably from a guy with a BSE (Bachelor of Science degree in engineering) from MIT.
No backyard mechanics with a chain hoist and strong tree limb and working knowledge of how to tune carburetor jets need apply for jobs in today's NASCAR.
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updated by @dave-fulton: 12/05/16 04:04:08PM