You Mighta been at a Goat Rodeo

Goats........gotta luv um......they just never do what ya think they gonna do.....So, there'sa new term, "sweeping the nation": GOAT RODEO........ it's practicallythe new "you might be a redneck". It's the two word, blue-collar, one-size-fits-all description of an apparent sophisticated well-laid endeavor that became a blaringly obviouscomical screw-up.......due to it's own ineptness. Here's a few examples, feel free to contribute

If you wuz at the Daytona 500 and a pot-hole "developed".......you mighta been at a Goat Rodeo

If you wuz at the Daytona 500 and witnessed the repair of the pot-hole......you mighta been at a Goat Rodeo

If you wuzat Daytona and Junior won in the "wrangler #3 car" ..........you mighta been at a Goat Rodeo (incidentally this really is the LAST TIME THAT THE NUMER 3 WILL BE RACED BY JUNIOR) (SO BUY THOSE LITTLE MODEL CARS!!!)

If you wuz on the committe that ignored David Pearson AND Raymond Parks for the inaugural NASCAR HOF class...........you mighta been at a GOAT RODEO

If you've ever heard Larry Mac announce a race (Dale JUNIOR intheEIGHTY EIGHT just passed Jeff Gordon in that TWENTY FOUR car)........you've heard a Goat Rodeo

updated by @bobby-williamson: 12/05/16 04:02:07PM

Hahaha, nice Bobby!

Or hear Larry Mac talk about "coming in for some Sunoco Fuel and Goodyear tires" as if there's a choice.Or hear Brian France say "it is what it is" and he has NO idea what the meaning of "is" is.Or you pass me on the street while I'm walking Ann's cat on a lease.


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What a change! It's been awhile since I've checked in and I'm quite surprised. It may take me awhile to figure it our but first look it's really great.

Goat Rodeo?...How did you know we are having the 1st Annual South Congaree Goat Rodeo this weekend.I need someone to help our UN-official Mayor Wayne Wilson with the judging.Tim are you available to take on this task? And see if that Banks guys who wears the jungle tights can make it.We will have goat roping, bucking Goats (you may only use the horns to hold on) and my favorite catch the greasy goat contests.Devin I could use your assistance with crowd control.Beside the rodeo we will be allowing folks to watch our amazing swimming goats in the pool.And just to think all this for $10 which all proceeds will be donated to the Drive to allow Jeff to Drive Fund.Hope to see everyone here at Scooter Studios Saturday.

LOL, Guys!! ya'll got the hang of it!

And also we do it for the Fans i like that one the best as long as the Fan has money

If you saw Jimmie Johnson win four straight championships.....you mighta been at a goat rodeo.If you saw a goat beat up the Aflac Duck....you mighta been at a goat rodeo.

OK 3 days in Darlington infild in the early 70`s with out a shower i was at a goat roping i was probably the goat

I've never seen a goat dog paddle!!!! S.T.A.R.S. Radio said:

Goat Rodeo?...How did you know we are having the 1st Annual South Congaree Goat Rodeo this weekend.

I need someone to help our UN-official Mayor Wayne Wilson with the judging.

Tim are you available to take on this task? And see if that Banks guys who wears the jungle tights can make it.

We will have goat roping, bucking Goats (you may only use the horns to hold on) and my favorite catch the greasy goat contests.

Devin I could use your assistance with crowd control.

Beside the rodeo we will be allowing folks to watch our amazing swimming goats in the pool.

And just to think all this for $10 which all proceeds will be donated to the Drive to allow Jeff to Drive Fund.

Hope to see everyone here at Scooter Studios Saturday.

If you ever saw a driver fined for speaking out against the emperor's family business you might be at a goat rodeo

If you went to a fight and a race broke out-----you might be at a Goat Rodeo.If you go to a race that Kyle Busch didn't win and he does a TV interview---you might be at a Goat Rodeo.

If you wuz online late last night you would have seen a true goat race kart uploaded. There was such event at one time....no kiddin'!