There is a widely circulating rumor that Kyle Busch was arrested for child abuse by California authorities after jerking Brexton's pacifier from the babe's mouth after this devastating loss in the X-finity race in Fontana yesterday(Saturday). Samantha, Mrs. Busch, calmly explained to authorities that this is normal procedure when Kyle doesn't get his way. There is still a circulating rumor, however, that Holy Joe is being investigated for theft of a huge quantity of Kleenex after his three drivers failed to hold off the Number 3 even with Kyle's failed attempt to wreck the Dillon Boy.
I must hand it to Old Joe, though. Nowhere in history is it recorded that any one man has been able to assemble a cast for four pin-head idiot crybabies to drive for one team. Perhaps theirmotto for the team, JGR, should be "Tora, Tora, Tora".
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What a change! It's been awhile since I've checked in and I'm quite surprised. It may take me awhile to figure it our but first look it's really great.
updated by @tim-leeming: 12/05/16 04:04:08PM