Warning ladies.... cheesecake ahead...
Never in my wildest dreams did I expect the 2011 Pulitzer Prize winning Chicago Sun-Times to have such an "interesting" stock car racing feature, with a big pictorial spread and everything leading into the Chicagoland race weekend, what with the Bears on tv and so many other things happening in the Chicago sports world. But I have underestimated how willing the media in the home of Al Capone and Joliet Jake is to provide its readership with the latest NASCAR news of importance.
And they didn't pick any of the "Chase 12" to feature, either. Nope, we don't get to see Jeff Gordon's legs or Jimmie Johnson's chest or anything like that. Thanks to a greatPR coup, we get to see this trend setting, highly respected, read around the world publication do a big puff piece on 1990 Daytona 500 winner Derrike Cope's twin nieces.The picture spread is better than anything you ever saw in Racing Pictorial . Bet Uncle Derrike has his hands full as chaperone. I know you are awaiting Amber and Angela - the Cope Twins' thoughts on racing, racing movies (Legend) and their picture spread, which I'll save to last so you can get the serious reading out of the way first. I will anxiously await Legend's take on the Racing Movie Review portion of the article! One of the " Rules of Engagement" for reading this article from today's Chicago Sun-Times is that YOU MUST NOT SCROLL DOWN TO THE PICTURES OF THE TWINS IN BIKINIS BEFORE READING THE ARTICLE . Enjoy.
Hot Corner: Twins Angela and Amber Cope talk racing
BY DAN CAHILL dcahill@suntimes.com September 14, 2011 10:10PM
Twins Angela and Amber Cope, bring their driving skills to Chicagoland Speedway this weekend, vying for a spot in the Nationwide Series Dollar General 300 at 2:30 p.m. on Saturday. If the speedy blondes qualify, theyll be racing alongside their uncle and Daytona 500 champion Derrike Cope. Practice and qualifying are Friday at the Speedway, culminating with the Sprint Cup Series Geico 400 at 1 p.m. Sunday.
Dan Cahill caught up with the Cope sisters which isnt easy:
DC: Whos the better driver?
Angela: It depends, I am the one that always wins so I am not sure how to answer.
Amber: I am confused. Every time I ever checked, I am the one that always got the W.
DC: Ever drive those Barbie Jeeps, or was it straight to go-karts?
Angela: I drove that Barbie Jeep, and we had to drive it like Fred Flintstones [car] because our high heels kept getting caught in the side wall cracks.
Amber: You know, I had a [Scooby Doo] Dream Machine so I kept on trading paint with that pink car.
DC: Car of choice on the road?
Angela: Anything with a top that goes down.
Amber: Big rims, horsepower, and maybe a Hemisomething that announces my presence with authority.
DC: Cars or Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby?
Angela: I dont know about those two movies, but the scene where Cole Trickle is putting the Sweet-N-Low on Nicole Kidmans belly in Days of Thunder made me want to put Kyle Busch into the wall.
Amber: Screw those two movies. Herbie, Fully Loaded has my pick.
DC: Ever have another driver try to pick you up during a yellow flag?
Angela: If the middle finger counts.
Amber: I dont know that any of them can see over their steering wheel.
DC: Seriously, why cant female NASCAR drivers be better than male counterparts?
Angela: Amber and I have been kicking these little boys booties our whole careers. We just got up to NASCAR. I am sure they cry in their 20s as well.
Amber: Last time I checked my last race, there was a bunch of boys behind me.
DC: And, finally, the question every guy in every bar wants to ask you: 10-and-2 or 9-and-3?
Amber and Angela: 12 and 6one in the jaw, and one in the junk.
BELOW: Picture Spread from the Chicago Sun-Times of Amber & Angela Cope just as it appeared in the Sept. 15, 2011 edition (wonder if Danica will sue for equal time?) Gives a new meaning to " Getting in their Head !"
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updated by @dave-fulton: 12/05/16 04:02:07PM