Special Delivery for "The Legend"

I never cease to be amazed at the reach of The Legend's acquaintances when it comes to providing entertainment.

Remember the opening to ABC Television's Wide World of Sports programming where many of us saw our first (although tape delayed) telecasts of NASCAR races? "Spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of sport..."

A dedicated scanner just picked up this unusual feed and wanted The Legend's sought after opinion:

You're too much!

Dave, I know why you're doing this. It has been called to my attention. You may stop at any time.

If Santa decides to replace any reindeer, would this guy be Dancer or Prancer?

Dumbo.