While being drug from one store to another while my better half shopped I kept hearing noises from over at the track (yup we were in Daytona and the Volusia Mall was the destination) so I politely whispered in a special ear that I needed a quick break and would return ASAP.
As I got out of site to the car I ran and across the 8 lanes of traffic I flew. She doesnt like her car driven like that but I keep telling her its still under warranty. Well at the gate I had to produce some rather iffy credentials to get in but they worked again thank goodness.
Anyway out to the infield entrance I went so I could park close to the back gate to the pit area. Now round two with these Racers Reunion VIP credentials and media stamp on one and he didnt look twice. There set a very unusual tractor trailer with some fine writing on it that I couldnt make out from afar but whatever I wanted to see was what the commotion in the garage was all about. Well that door was closed to anyone without that special pass that I didnt have. My NASCAR license and all these Marti Gras trinkets around my neck didnt fly this time. I was told that this was a closed session and no reporters were allowed, me a reporter ? Ha.All I could do was look in the viewing windows and hope for a chance to spot someone or something that was this important.
About that time my phone rang and scared me, yup it was mama calling to see where I was.Needless to say I was caught but I called the condo and got my daughter to go satisfy mama. Needless to say that cost me too $$. Well they seemed be taking the vehicle back outside to maybe run on the track again. So off to a different viewing stand over at the Winners Circle I went. Now I thought I was up to date on the cars of tomorrow or at least next week but this one almost looked like something from down Kennedy Way. A quick look back at that 18 wheeler and then I put 2 and 2 together. The dang Government must be getting into racing or at least thats my first thought. Now this vehicle aint no full bodied car but rather on the line of a older Indy car with a little World of Outlaws mixed in for good measure. Probably you are shaking your head and saying I been into the Punch way to early but hear me out and you may just think different.
Well out this vehicle backed and sure enough it was a well designed car that could probably hang with any speedway or even an off road stadium truck . They seemed to be having troubles with the left front wheel assembly because several mechanic type people were pointing and discussing the camber on it or at least thats the way there hand signals were insinuating.
There is a wing on it that looks adjustable for downforce and they had like 6 or 8 cameras mounted on it to watch for something.
Now it seems I remember a few years ago that a formula one car was built with 6 wheels on it and it did pretty good, well this one has 6 wheels also.And it looks like they are fully adjustable for precise balance. Yeah I know you must think I am BSing you but I managed a photo of it so mind your manners.
Well it took off and I never heard another car sound like this one did and did it maneuver, if Montoya gets to drive this he will have the rest of the field in a pickle.
Only trouble I seen was the attendents were worried that they may have a bad computer board on it ,something like it had amnesia or kept losing its memory when they shut the motor off.
Well I was told I was going to have leave because it was a closed session so I obliged because I did leave my wife in the mall with the check book and enough cards to make Bank of America take notice.
As I was leaving i purposely went the long way out,around the garage area and then out and snapped the picture posted below.
Now you give the photo a good going over and tell me what your feelings are. It did look as if it had been on a dirt track somewhere recently so who knows.
Happy New Year; Johnny
PS Brian France was bouncing around the ride hollering me next,me next so this could be the "opportunity" you know there is something fishy with him..
updated by @johnny-mallonee: 12/05/16 04:02:07PM