A Note from Boss Hogg

Dave Fulton
@dave-fulton
8 years ago
9,137 posts

ATTENTION GUYS :

Daisy Duke's jeep "Dixie" will be on display this weekend at Charlotte Motor Speedway's AutoFair. Daisy (Catherine Bach) will be on hand signing autographs. Feel free to bring yer Confederate flags. This is not a NASCAR event. Of course, y'all are welcome to go to New Hampshire and watch Danica if you'd rather, but leave yer flags home.

BOSS H




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"Any Day is Good for Stock Car Racing"

updated by @dave-fulton: 12/05/16 04:02:07PM
Dave Fulton
@dave-fulton
8 years ago
9,137 posts

I'm thinking maybe we could continue to be extra kind to the thugs who injured 16 of our Charlotte police officers last night, but weren't arrested for those acts or their looting or damage to police vehicles. I'm recommending we put them all on one of those prison buses and take them just down the road to Charlotte Motor Speedway for AutoFair. Let them get Daisy Duke's autograph and take them for a ride around the track at speed in Daisy's jeep, Dixie. I suggest letting local resident and former driver Neil "Soapy" Castles be the jeep driver. I suspect that guy showing his drawers in the photo would find them full of something.




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"Any Day is Good for Stock Car Racing"