Bicycle Race
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So what does Bicycle races have to do with auto racing? Nothing, just thought I would use that analogy of the rock group Queen's song "Fat Bottom Girls" with the flip side of the single "Bicycle Race" to bring me to my point.
With so many seats unoccupied in NASCAR stands why don't they widen the amount of real estate that we can place our fat bottoms on? I mean, the cost of a ticket to sit 4 hours on a 12"x12" slab of concrete compared to sitting on a leather recliner with a remote to replay the wreck, or fast forward through the commercials, all the while have comfort and freedom to shift my weight around without rubbing butts with my neighbor. Really, why would I subject my fat bottom to four hours on cold concrete, it creates Piles disease I hear. NASCAR...GIVE US MORE ROOM!
The last time I went to a race as Darlington in 2006, I think? We bought 4 tickets but one person opt out so we had plenty of space, so I thought, not until this rather large group of brothers sat down in the adjoining seats and literally edged my wife out of our extra "space". Besides all the JR. fans hoopin' and hollerin' for JR. (which was a lap down), the guy behind us spitting in a beer can but missing the hole, and the drunkeness all around us...I mean really, can't you just give another 3 inches of comfort?
updated by @jim-wilmore: 12/05/16 04:02:07PM