Here is my response to Brian France's letter. I tried to write this as sarcastic as possible.

Dear Brian France,

Thanks for that niceeloquentlydone letter to the fans. I feel much more better knowing you are listening to the fans. Because after all you listened to all of begging that we have the chase and other things. Yep it is great you listen to us. If it was not for us we would not have the Chase. We demanded it. One night in the Campgrounds at Daytona we all started a movement called. "KILL THE CURRENT POINT SYSTEM AND BRING IN THE CHASE." You listened and we got it. Thanks.

I just love it when you throw fake yellows and make races end under green. I want to see more of that. It makes the races so much more interesting. Who wants to see a race end under yellow? I like watching guys wreck each other to win. Cannot find this rule in F1, SCCA, IMSA or IRL. Only NASCAR. That is what it is all about. Putting on a show. Keep it up. Because there is nothing I like more then watching Digger and Friends too. Thanks for allowing the networks to show so many commercials too. I love it. Please tell the networks to show more commercials. I just love the great Napa Ads with Michael Waltrip. Especially the one where he is dancing like Elvis.

Thanks for jacking up the price on tickets. There is no greater joy then seeing my bank account at 0. With gas prices going up even more I look forward to being at the tracks and more broke then ever. Just keep raising the price up for the fans. I love spending money. I get excited to spend $200 a night at a hotel near a track. No greater feeling.

Thanks for fining drivers for speaking their minds about the sport. Those drivers need to be taught alesson. It is your way or the highway. Yeah I especially like how you have been so easy on Kyle Busch. He is just a kid, you need to go easy on him and fine him less money when he does things wrong.

And finally thank you for giving us more cookie cutter tracks. I love watching racing there. It is just so exciting to see spread out exciting races at California, Kansas, Texas and Chicago. Forget about the Rock, North Wilkesboro and two races at Darlington. I like wasting money on the product of racing it produces at such newer more cooler tracks. I do not miss The Rock because you could not get great Sushi at that track like you can at California. Those old tracks produced lousy racing anyways and the food and box suites were lousy. They also lacked condos. Build another one so I can get another condo. Bring on more cookie cutter tracks. I want to see more exciting racing. Thanks Brian

Signed

A BIG RACE FAN