I have been in consultation with my attorney all morning. After explaining what happened to him, and him checking out Dave Fulton, it has been determined that we will use the "insanity defense". It is my attorney's opinion that anyone association with Dave suffers some form of mental insanity and it is his feeling this will be an open and shut case before the court. I expect to walk away free and clear with no record of this arrest. My attorney has already prepared his closing statement: "If he didn't sip, you must acquit". Seeing as how I only got two sips of the Slurpee, that doesn't count.
I appreciate all of my "friends" stepping in to defend me, Billy and Bill especially. It is a good thing I do not need character witnesses. We may be working out a plea deal as well so there will be no need for court. My attorney says the Judge may be willing to overlook this indiscretion if Truett Cathy with Chick-Fil-A will offer the court free chicken sandwiches for a year. When contacted, all Cathy would say is "cheep, cheep" so I don't have much faith in that option.
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What a change! It's been awhile since I've checked in and I'm quite surprised. It may take me awhile to figure it our but first look it's really great.