It was announced by the head of state for the sanctioning body late this afternoon that all Grand Marshals of events shall no longer intone "Gentlemen, start your engines" as this would be an improper entitlement of Kyle Busch, Kurt Busch, Juan Paublo Montoya and others yet to be decided. Henceforth, the only proper way to fire the engines is "Drivers, start your engines". But, wait! It is possible that some of the ones sitting in those cars can't even qualify as drivers.
I shall await the next directive to come down. I am suspecting it will have to do with failure to properly park your car on pit road when getting out to discuss parking protocol with the guy behind you.
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What a change! It's been awhile since I've checked in and I'm quite surprised. It may take me awhile to figure it our but first look it's really great.
updated by @tim-leeming: 12/05/16 04:02:07PM