In the true spirit of Christmas in the air
, and being the true Legend you say
, I have invited D.W. to my lair
to celebrate the wonderful holiday
. We are having baked gopher meat
, roasted potatoes, rice, carrots,so sweet
and red velvet cake severed o- so neat
. The fact that I had to drive him home
verifies the fact that D.W. still suffers galore
from the hallucinations that have him thinking he's alone
and NASCAR history began in 1980 and not before
, and that his announcing duties on his fox throne
on tv qualify as "talent" as an auctioneer
. I further understand that Santa is still ticked
about last year when D.W. yelled at the raindeer
up his chimney. He yelled with your briskett
"boogity, boogity, boogity
" and the raindeer took off like a rocket
. Took the elves two hours
to get them under control with fodder from their pocket
. So, D. W. is getting nothing for his powers
for Christmas this year so I am told
that is the reason
im trying to be so kind to his sole
so before we close the door
Merry Christmas to all
and to all a wonderful New Year
See you in turn four
Cody Dinsmore said: As I re-read this topic and your post Legend, I think that could become a new Christmas song. If you re-organized the words, I think it might be a "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" hahaha. Or in this case, it would be something like "How the Legend Saved the Goat" I'm sure you could figure something better sounding though. haha
Tim Leeming said: In the true spirit of Christmas, and being the true Legend I am, I have invited D.W. to my home to celebrate the wonderful holiday. We are having baked gopher, roasted potatoes, rice, carrots, and red velvet cake for dessert. The fact that I had to drive verifies the fact that D.W. still suffers from the hallucinations that have him believe NASCAR history began in 1980, and that his announcing duties on tv qualify as "talent". I further understand that Santa is still ticked about last year when D.W. yelled at the raindeer up his chimney. He yelled "boogity, boogity, boogity" and the raindeer took off like a rocket. Took the elves two hours to get them under control. So, D. W. is getting nothing for Christmas this year so I am trying to be kind.
Tim