Clint Bowyer School for Lying City Women - Shan Coughlin Head Mistress

So many times over the years ladies have given themselves away and gotten into trouble when trying to tell a whopper because their eyes give them away.

I am thinking this might be the perfect time to see if we could get Clint Bowyer to endorse the RacersReunion School for Lying Women and get the Michael Waltrip Racing driver to give our lady students some 5-Hour Energy tips on how to keep a straight face and unsuspecting eyes while telling the "Big One."

We already have a girls school veteran, Shan Coughlin affiliated with the Zeus outfit and I bet she could hustle up some sponsorship dollars for wayward gals to benefit from Clint's advice.

Read recently where those Eagles (not the Goodyears) are coming out of retirement to promote a new album. Maybe we could use one of their golden oldies as the theme song for Clint's new venture. At the east, Bristol ought to use "Lying Eyes" as the song to introduce Clint in 2014.

Perhaps while he is at it he could sing Elvis Presley's" SPINOUT"

By all means please include Mikey. In fact, I'm certain one of our legends will be disappointed if you don't!

Another great addition to Bowyer's play lis!. Thanks, LaVerne.

lol...Well spoken Perry. Not sure he's the king of anything except talking. Maybe the prince. And I'll bet he listens to "Little white lies" by Sammy Hagar and "Another Lie" by Dio.

The best Mikey discussion EVER for me happened July 18, 2008 in a pre-race meeting in Nashville. We had Jack Ingram, Charlie Glotzbach, Harry Gant, Lake Speed, Randy LaJoie, Dave Marcis, Larry Pollard, Joe Ruttman, Sterling Marlin, Geoff Bodine, and others in a room at the track prior to the RacersReunion.com Shootout. Mikey came up in discussion...Charlie Glotzbach asked, "What's up with him anyway? Is he Gay?" Jack Ingram replied, " Hell yes he's gay!" Charlie asked, "How do you know?" Jack said, "David Pearson told me." Truly a classic. We actually released the entire discussion on DVD.

Pearson should know. It was always said he arose before daylight just to see the crack of dawn!

I want to get my hands on that DVD, haha.

We are in total, 100% agreement on this Perry.

Perry, maybe the Gorilla Tape folks would be interested in sponsoring Mikey if he agrees to use their product across his mouth!