Modern Media Hype Vs Real Genuine Old Time Happenings!
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Along this train of thought, Robbie, what can you make of an outfit that "lays off" the SPOTTER for a 3 time champion??? WTF??? Who on the entire team works closer with the "pilot" of the COT?Of course, to me, the very concept of a "spotter" is totally absurd. Looks like for a mega-million salary the driver might actually look around, decide & make his own move?Why don't we just put the drivers up on a tall platform, let 'em run it remote control like slot car racers? That would be about as exciting as it is now.Then to further "cut costs" the TV guys could use a computerized background, allowing 'em to run all the races on a single track. The TV audience wouldn't know or care, and the track promoters wouldn't have to sweat ticket sales. Plus more un-needed shopping malls can then be erected on the old track sites. The guys in charge respect tradition so much that a Walmart at Darlington should suit 'em fine! They can hire use a lady in black as a greeter ~~~This is an obvious solution to the whole economic mess ~~~ no haulers running cross country, lay off the truck crews! No expensive motor homes, the drivers can go home every night!Next is "fuel savings" ~~~ the trucks & motor homes alone save a bunch, now we work on running the "race cars" on "green fuel" ~~~ perhaps solar power? Use solar panels as spoilers, park 'em in the sun all day & run 'em under the light of th' silvery moon? Or stuff a propane tank in the back, crew guy plugs in a fresh one every so many laps during the pre-planned caution?Run a pumped up CD through big ol' speakers built into the roll cage (see, we don't need it to be strong anymore) to get motor noise, along with whatever rapper the driver chooses as his theme music!Tires? We don't need no stinkin' tires ~~~what ya see are painted on the side ~~let's use hidden casters under the frame, no more flats or blow outs.Pretty ridiculous sounding scenario, isn't it? But if you'd described today's Nascar to Curtis, Little Joe or the other early pioneers of the sport it would probably have sounded just as strange.