Rumors about A Legend-ary Member
General
There is a new rumor rumbling through Washington, D.C. this week. Rumor has it that a super-PAC led by Brian Z. France has switched allegiances from campaigns for Trump, Sanders, and Clinton to the new ARD (American Racing Drivers) party. Other contributors include Kyle Busch and Joe Gibbs.
The primaries just finished, as it was a heated battle between Tim Leeming and Patrick Reynolds for the spot. But in the end, Tim Leeming, THE Legend, won the party's nomination for the presidency with the campaign message "LEGENDary Reform!"!
There were originally rumors that Danica Patrick would be the Legend's running mate, but records show that she will not be 35 years of age until 2017, so instead Matt Kenseth was chosen to be the Vice-Presidential nominee.
updated by @alex-fl-racing-fan: 12/05/16 04:02:07PM