Danica: "So, Mr.-hot-shot-driver-who-just-knows-everything........THIS driving suit makes me look FAT??"
Tony: (I wish I was at the Chili-Bowl, or even the toilet bowl.........)
Now, that's funny right there, PKL!!
RECTIFIED!!! Get it?? LOL!!!
Man........... I wish, Dave!
Racers Reunion member and owner of Cheraw, SC Speedway, Lynn Ingram, has announced the sale of the historic track. The 7 acre site is located adjacent to the municipal Cheraw airport. The 1/4 mile paved speedway, built by Jimmy Ingram, closed in the late '60's but dates to the 1950's as both a dirt and paved raceway. The site was recently cleared and a Cheraw Speedway reunion was held in October, 2011. Asking price is$65K; Cheraw Speedway can also be viewed on facebook. 
To whoever....
From the Rev. Stagger, Human Resource Director
We having a CHRISTMAS PARTY
Who ever don't like it don't have to come
I a'int never felt "left out" by not being invited to some tree-hugging, CNN-watching, Prius-driving, new-age,party with vegetarian horse-de-ourves. No-sir-eee. We gonna have Sausage balls at our party. That's right, y'all,SAUSAGE/PORK ballsand fried chicken, Tudi Green fried chicken at that 'cause we like 'um and it's Christmas. If we have been 'extra' good, Tudi may throw in a friedgizzard or twelve, anddo I have to remind y'all how good they are?? NO, I don't! And we gonna have them little hot pepper things with somekind of cheese, and all of itwrapped in BACON, 'cause we like 'um and it's Christmas. And we gonna have Pepsi's and Big Orange drinks 'cause Pepsi was invented in New Bern, North Carolina and it's Christmas and we like it, too! And weprobably gonnahave a sampling of BillyB's cheery pie Too!! It's Christmas and wegonna keep on liking it!
Christians celebrate Christmas....... not "holidays" or "festivals", or any such mess as that...andthat ishow it works, y'all.....and we gone keep on celebrating it.Merry Christmas!
Rev. Jimmy Stagger, Pastor
Tudi Green, hospitality director, andfried chicken coordinator
All Saints Fellowship Assembly
Camp Branch Road
Makatoka, NC
We're conveniently located right on the edge of the Green Swamp
the only-est place on earth where venus fly-trap plants grow naturally
