Juan Pablo Montoya Jokes

Pit Spy
@pit-spy
12 years ago
1 posts

A few JPM jokes.

What are the odds of a professional racecar driver hitting a jet truck??... A million to JUAN!!!

How do you ensure a NASCAR driver hits the jet dryer? Put a target on it!

How many driver have hit the jet dryer ever? Just Juan


updated by @pit-spy: 12/05/16 04:02:07PM
Jim Wilmore
@jim-wilmore
12 years ago
488 posts

After the crash the jet dryer driver got on the radio and said "NASCAR, we have a Pablom"

TMC Chase
@tmc-chase
12 years ago
4,073 posts

Well, Daytona now has Juan less jet dryer.




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Schaefer: It's not just for racing anymore.
Richard Guido
@richard-guido
12 years ago
238 posts
Get real people. Juan was in bed before rhe circus was over.
Richard Guido
@richard-guido
12 years ago
238 posts
Circus Nascarius
Sandeep Banerjee
@sandeep-banerjee
12 years ago
360 posts

They interviewed the jet dryer truck driver, he was quoted saying "I didn't see that Juan coming"

Sandeep Banerjee
@sandeep-banerjee
12 years ago
360 posts

How many NASCAR drivers does it take to start a jet fuel fire? Just Juan.

TMC Chase
@tmc-chase
12 years ago
4,073 posts

Driver: What just happened up there?

Spotter: 42 just hit the jet dryer & it exploded.

Driver: What? Say again?

Spotter: Yep. MonDOHya




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Schaefer: It's not just for racing anymore.
Robin L. Agner
@robin-l-agner
12 years ago
169 posts

I think that is the best one yet PK. ROFL

JAck Redd
@jack-redd
12 years ago
111 posts

It was JUAN big accident and it cause alot of PABLOms when MONTOYA-up the Jet-Dryer.