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LOVE< Love, love the package sponsorship idea, Dave. Fits very nicely in today's NASCAR. For example...in the case of the most recent Busch outburst (Kurt vs Dr Punch), Dial Soap might fit.
As for those involving finger gestures....a jeweler might be interested. And if an incident involves athletic ability...the throwing of a wrench...or even better, rasltin in the pits...we could go after Golds Gym...or some of those guys.
For those that involve on-track dumps....Charmin, or Cottonelle would be great.